AC Milan Transfer News and Notes

A few days ago I made a tongue and cheek comment about the doomsday crew, a few commentors told me I was blowing it out of proportion. Then a most likely member of the Doomsday Crew does this. Sadly a few other past Milan players have been sold on EBAY, Dida, Ronaldinho and Pato, ominous Company for the Mister. But relax I know why Max was put on Ebay...

...believe it or not Silvio posted him for sale, and Fester bought him. Uncle Fester can't pass up a bargain...

...Barcelona bought him, they were tired of having to work so damn hard to beat Milan, and eventually Max would get his due...

...UncleArthur bought him, he secretly likes him and wants him to Coach his footie team...

...Dolce and Gabana bought him to model clothes, Cassano's fat ass in underpants wasn't working out...

...Real Madrid bought him, they are going to fire Carletto, so they got him on the cheap this way...

...FIGC bought him, they need someone to replace Prandelli after he comes home from Brazil empty handed...

...Avia and I bought him, we are told we like him so much we figured what the heck, we will have them on deck when Milan hire and inevitable fire Seedorf a few weeks later...

Feel free to add your reason below...