Sheva apparently you are so pussy whipped that this is what people say about you:
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Sheva begs for San Siro return Saturday 14 July, 2007
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Andriy Shevchenko is set for crunch talks with Chelsea next week begging to be released for a £15m move to Milan.
Reports in several newspapers, including the ‘Daily Mirror’, ‘Daily Star’ and ‘Sky Italia’ television, suggest Roman Abramovich will meet with the Ukrainian over the next few days.
The Rossoneri have never disguised their desire to bring Sheva back to San Siro just a year after his £30m switch.
President Silvio Berlusconi and Vice-President Adriano Galliani have also repeatedly stated that the player is eager to return to the club where he played for seven years, winning the Scudetto, Champions League, Coppa Italia, European Super Cup and the Ballon d'Or.
Recently Galliani gave a clue as to what was needed to complete the deal. "I spoke to Shevchenko and he knows what he has to do."
Next week the hitman will hold showdown talks with Chelsea owner Abramovich and beg to be released from his contract for £15m so that he can join Milan.
This would after all be a repeat of what happened last summer, when he was only sold because he personally asked the Rossoneri to be set free, supposedly so that he could learn English to communicate better with his American wife Kristen Pazik and their children.
Napoli transfer guru Pierpaolo Marino was also asked about the Shevchenko situation and commented on Pazik’s role.
"Shevchenko to Milan? There’s no point asking transfer experts, you’d be better off asking his wife."
OUCH.