Pippo Balls and Stones?

By: Gianfranco | January 6th, 2008

Well Channel 4 is reporting Pippo may have kidney stones. Because it is Channel 4 I am not all that nervouse, it keep be Pippo’s brother, or hell just another guy named Pippo but logistically speaking if Pippo really does have to pass to microscopic rocks of calcium instead of Offside flags we are in a heap of trouble.

Enter wonder boy, the Duck, Signor Pimples, or just plain Pato. This kid may have to play sooner than later and with just Gila and him healthy this season is not going to get any better fast. Its time for a miracle, or a transfer…FAST.

And to Pippo, from my girlfriend who as claimed that this news is not all that important. “Drink some cranberry juice and it will all be fine.” Heartless. Get well soon my goal poaching, born offside amico, and if your not sick than stop sucking and score more goals.

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• Ro |  January 6th, 2008 at 8:32 am

  
  
  

  HAHAHAH!!!! You girlfriend is right though…although i’m trying to think if it has the same effect on guys as it does with girls….either cranberry juice or lots and lots of water and a motrin and he’ll be fine.

  I can’t wait for the new season….lets hope to a successful second half….(by the way i’m scared for the next derby if pato plays they are going to be attacking him like bees on honey.)

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• shehan |  January 6th, 2008 at 11:00 am

  
  
  

  Ro, you mean pato will be the bee right?

  i cant wait for pato’s debut. before napoli, he might play in the italian cup.

  lets hope he does well, f that, he must pull a duck out of his ass, we need all the motivation we can get.

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• Ro |  January 6th, 2008 at 11:10 am

  
  
  

  I can only hope shehan….I can’t wait to be able to see our second stars debut.

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• moka |  January 6th, 2008 at 11:14 am

  
  
  

  Yea, he’s the only real thing I’m looking forward to for the rest of the season.

  But something tells me, Milan’s gonna beat Arsenal, and end up 4th in Serie A.

  GOOO PATOO GOOO!!!

  *sincerely hopes Ronaldo gains fitness so he can see Kaka - Pato - Ronaldo*

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• k |  January 6th, 2008 at 1:13 pm

  
  
  

  i went to the training session in dubai today and pippo was not there, so i will not be surprised if the story is true… and there actually is a hospital named american hospital of dubai, so at the very least they put some thought into the story…

  ronaldo is training with the team and he seemed fine to me… injury free atleast… lets hope it lasts

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• Ro |  January 6th, 2008 at 2:11 pm

  
  
  

  K you are so lucky did you see kaka?

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• Martha |  January 6th, 2008 at 3:47 pm

  
  
  

  The official Milan site is reporting it so it’s probably true, though they assure us he’s out of the hospital now. (Kidney stones hurt like a bitch, btw — supposedly the pain is the closest a man can get to experiencing childbirth. OUCH.)

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• Gianfranco |  January 6th, 2008 at 4:11 pm

  
  
  

  Martha, Childbirth really? OUCH poor Super Pippo.

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• shehan |  January 6th, 2008 at 8:34 pm

  
  
  

  they typically just laser the crystals, and he’ll piss it out free of pain [hopefully].

  i just cant wait for pato.

  its like berlusconi telling us ’say hello to ma lil frieeen’, and hes just waiting to pull the trigger.

  damn i cant wait.

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• Ro |  January 7th, 2008 at 11:36 am

  
  
  

  Childbirth? I don’t know….He’s super pippo he should be able to handel that….

  Anyways shehan I know what you mean!

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• Martha |  January 7th, 2008 at 11:46 am

  
  
  

  I don’t know, Ro — you know if he had to bear that pain, there was a LOT of drama, as well as a whole lot of falling down. (:

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• Ro |  January 7th, 2008 at 11:51 am

  
  
  

  Ha! you managed to sympathize and criticize him in one sentence…Hats off to you….jk jk lol.

  I know what we went through with my nonno when he had them but he’s a big baby so I wouldn’t be able to really tell you…but on a first hand experience I wanted to shoot my brains out and I wasn’t even the one in pain.

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• k |  January 7th, 2008 at 1:52 pm

  
  
  

  yeah i did see kaka and the rest of the squad as well… couldnt get any pictures with them as they walked straight into the stadium where they were training… also saw maldini… he was walking in and everyone, not excluding me, were screaming like teenage girls for a picture and he just smiled and waved… was pretty awesome… didnt stop for the picture thoh…

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• Hana |  January 7th, 2008 at 1:57 pm

  
  
  

  very cool k. haha, i love how we have our little group of paparazzi people here to stalk our team. keep it up!

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• Ro |  January 7th, 2008 at 4:00 pm

  
  
  

  lol you got the right hana

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