007: The name’s Bond…….James Bond!

Galliani: The name’s Please…….Bitch Please! Now just hand over your player before the press find out I was ever here!

For all the stick Fester gets, I personally cant think of a person who will help us get through the lean times coming ahead than our very own Sr Galliani, i mean who do we send in this stead? Silvio or Babs Berlusconi? Maldini? No thanks! I'd rather have this guy over anyone else that could seriously be suggested

In the last 3 seasons alone he has managed to land us Ibra & Binho out of nowhere on the final day of mercato, he managed to snatch Nocerino for a can of soda and landed Zapata before even Zaps knew what was going on!

Yeah, we all get sick of the "This is a team of champions" but i would rather hear him say that a million times before i ever want to hear him knocking any player

"You want how much? I can maybe stretch to a can of soda!"

"Who? No, no, i dont know where you hear such stories, Milan's mercato is always closed!"

Next mercato, dont piss your pants as soon as you hear him say "Our mercato is over" as it usually means he's up to something!

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