Julio "The Beast" Baptiste, who was originally outed right here on the theoffside.com by some faithful readers (maybe I have taken to much credit) as the Milan mystery man. But alas The Beast (which I can deal with as a nickname) has snubbed the Rossoneri, saying that he would like to prove himself at the Bernabeu. As a target Baptiste is not all that bad due to his age and relative abilities but again I would much rather prefer a non-brazilian striker. But then again for prince Kaka to be happy he needs his Brazilians buddies, we all know that Silvio will do everything he can to help his favorite little Brazilian.